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HAPPINESS HOSTAGE

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until you SMILE 😈

🚨 This game uses your webcam to detect smiles... just kidding.
But it WILL torture you with jokes until you crack. πŸ˜‚

😭 47,382 victims
πŸ˜‚ 47,381 smiles forced
πŸƒ 1 escape attempt

* By clicking you agree to be held emotionally hostage. No refunds. No escape. Only joy.

HAPPINESS
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ROUND 1
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STREAK πŸ”₯0
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DAD JOKE ATTACK

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